I'm telling you just don't do it.
Especially if you're on a diet like keto...
Because they'll get ya...ohhh they'll get ya alright.
They approach in waves, stacked on top of each other like puppies in a kennel. But these beasts dont't make you feel all warm inside. No...not at all.
Instead they cast spells of bloatedness. Concoct elixirs of cramps. And summon voodoo incantations that make you feel explosive like you're about to blow.
And the worst part?
The psychlogical distress. The seeds of doubt they plant in your now fertilized gray matter. And when they sprout...you awaken at go...like you landed on community chest during a game of late-night monopoly.
But they can be avoided. If you know what to look for...
They adorn brightly colored faces with angular bones that jut out at the joints. They find strength in numbers...and lack the sophistication that enables us humans to care about one another. Because they are ruthless and after one thing...
The ruination of your diet. The demise of your progress. And the shattering of your mind.
They'll fill you with emptiness and leave you begging for more.
But...there is hope.
Read on to discover you're liberation.
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Sub line: it’s not your fault…
Can you remember the last time you went to a supermarket?
If not, let me help you out a little bit…
First, you found a sweet little parking spot near the entrance and grabbed a semi- functioning shopping cart with 3 good wheels…
Then, you strolled in through the automatic doors and closed your eyes as a big gust of wind hit the top of your head…
Finally, you made your way to the produce section and carefully picked the most shimmering fruits and veggies and placed them in a cellophane plastic bag…
At long last, you make your way to the middle of the store…
And what do you see?
Yellow and red boxes arranged neatly and stacked as high as the human eye can see...
Bright and flashy boxes with shrewdly designed logos that inundate your mouth with drool…
You haven’t eaten in hours...and you realize the alluring boxes are stuffed with junk...but you’re tempted to throw a couple in your cart…
What am I getting at here?
The middle aisles of supermarkets are full of junk: Cookies. Cakes. Chips. Muffins. Frozen treats and even cereals that offer no health benefits...other than a sharp spike to your blood sugar…
And when you’re on keto...this is like waving a bloody-rare steak in front of a dog.
So if you’ve ever failed on keto...I want you to know it’s not always your fault. Supermarkets are bursting at the plaster with sugary and carb-heavy foods to get YOU to break...
That’s why keto demands superhuman discipline...especially in the world we live in today.
And like I said...us humans naturally gravitate to these kinds of foods...like a dog is drawn to a steak. We seek out sugary food because it provides us with quick bursts of energy...that our brains and bodies salivate over.
And resisting the urge takes a navy-seal sized discipline.
So just remember the next time you buy & eat something from the middle of the supermarket…
It’s not your fault.
But there is hope...
There is a way for you to adventure into the supermarket catacombs confident as Brendan Fraser. You will walk down the whisphering aisles without falling victim to their call. But your stomach will still beg for salvation...except now you'll know exactly where to find it...
Now, it’ll be waiting for you at home.
It's [BUSINESS NAME] cereal.
A zero-carb and zero-sugar cereal of stomach satisfying bliss.
The only question now is what flavor are you gonna choose?
Is it cocoa?
Or peanut butter?
What about cinnamon bun? Cookies and cream?
Or will it be fruity?
I can't help you with this one...it's all up to you =]
Talk to you soon.
[FIRST NAME] “don’t walk down the middle aisles without firepower”
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